Fairy Tail Group Chat P.5 FT X Reader

[Y/n]: Alright bitches, what’s the plan?
Lucy: Don’t you know the plan already?
[Y/n]: I wanna make sure you know.
Gray: We know.
Natsu: Yeah, and did ya have to give everyone here a, ya know, thingy?
Wendy: I think he means the phone.
[Y/n]: Yes, and I didn’t give EVERYONE a phone. Heaven knows no one wants random calls and texts from Ichiya.
Erza: Oh thank god!
Lyon: What the hell is going on?
Gray: It’s called texting.
Sherry: It is very strange.
Lucy: You’ll get used to it.
Jura: Not likely.
Ren: I think I’ve got this.
Hibiki: Me too.
Eve: Why doesn’t Ichiya get one?
Gray: Scroll back up dude.
Eve: Oh, ok then.
[Y/n]: Ok, so, Oracion Seis. Fun.
Gray: I’m bursting with joy.
Ren: Wow, I can read the sarcasm.
Erza: Focus! [Y/n], can you tell us anything about them?
[Y/n]: They know our entire plan and, aside from me, one of their guys can currently, and forever, hear your thoughts.
Everyone: O-o
Natsu: That would’ve been great to know!
[Y/n]: HE CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS! DOES IT MATTER IF I TELL YOU OR NOT?!
Lucy: She makes a good point, again.
Lyon: Enough of this. We should get going.
Jura: Agreed.
Erza: Alright then, let’s go!
Everyone: Aye Sir!

*10 minutes later*

Natsu: I’m so bored.
[Y/n]: Same.
Wendy: Come on guys. We gotta keep going.
Natsu & [Y/n]: nghhhhhhhhh
Erza: *glares*
Natsu: I’m fired up!
[Y/n]: You don’t scare me.
???: Really? I don’t scare you?
[Y/n]: No, now fuck off.
???; I’m hurt.
Natsu: Hey! Who are you!
???: Jeez, don’t be so loud! I can hear ya, ya know.
[Y/n]: Hi Erik!
???: FUCKIN CHRIST!!!
Wendy: Who’s Erik?
???: SAY NOTHING!!!!!
[Y/n]: One, I have no idea how you’re even in this chat. Two, Christ people, learn your loopholes. It’s Cobra of the Oracion Seis.
???: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Natsu: How the hell are you here?!
Gray: Yeah!
???: UUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
Wendy: Um, are you ok?
Cobra: No. I am NOT ok.
Wendy: What’s wrong?
Cobra: …………………. Is she serious?
Gray: Unfortunately.
[Y/n]: Props to figuring out how to use the phone but you made two errors.
Cobra: And those are?
[Y/n]: 1. You didn’t turn off your location services so hi-ho mother fucker here I come. 2. You reacted in a way that gave away who you were. If you had played dumb, you wouldn’t be in this mess……yet.
Cobra: Oh.
[Y/n]: Anywho, send Cubellious out to get me and she won’t hurt me so Imma tell you how shit’s gonna go down ok? Just a chat between me and you.
Cobra: Do I have a choice?
[Y/n]: Hell no.
Natsu: Hey! What about us?!
[Y/n]: Deal with it.
Natsu: You can’t ju-

*[Y/n] & Cobra have left the chat*

Gray: They did.
Natsu: Gad dammit!!

*[Y/n] & Cobra have joined the chat*

Lyon: That was fast.
Wendy: What happened?
Cobra: I learned I get my ass thoroughly handed to me. Then jail.
[Y/n]: And?
Cobra: And, that I may be doing the wrong thing here.
Erza: Go on.
Cobra: Oh for cryin out loud! I’m joining your side!
Erza: Good. You’re making a resolve.
Cobra: Yeah, yeah, I’m dead the second those guys find out.
[Y/n]: Yeah……. Also, wtf is my fucking role here?
Lyon: Come again.
Jura: What’s “wtf”?
[Y/n]: wtf= what the fuck
Gray: Ah, I have no idea.
Erza: Information.
[Y/n]: On what? I’m fuckin everything up. In a good way but still Imma fuckin it up.
Lucy: Well, you know what could happen.
Wendy: So by what changes you make you can predict what will happen as a result?
[Y/n]: Prediction #1- Everything turns out ok because the bad guys never win anything!
Cobra: Hey!
[Y/n]: WHEN HAVE THEY WON SHIT?!
Lucy: She keeps proving points!
[Y/n]: Let’s just go. I’ll tell ya more on the way.

*5 hours later*

Natsu: Well I’m tired.
Lucy: Agreed.
Gray: Let’s just sleep for 7 years.
[Y/n]: Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know.
Erza: Not even going to ask.
Jellal: What is this?
Erza: Excuse me while I teach this weenie how to use this.
Wendy: Ok, come back soon.
Cobra: [Y/n]? How’d you get the council to go away?
[Y/n]: The truth?
Gray: Preferably.
[Y/n]: Told them to fuck off.
Erza: Whoops I read that text. You what?!
[Y/n]: Walked up to Lahar and said, “You need to fuck off.” And walked away. And he did.
Natsu: ………………………… WHY CAN’T I DO THAT?!?!?!
Lucy: He was probably just so, shocked, that someone actually told him that to his face.
[Y/n]: At this point in my life, I’ve just had it with people’s shit. Like, in a few years, I may have to get Angel out of prison.
Cobra: Why?
[Y/n]: Not important right now. Probably a tiny girl still right now.
Jellal: Is this the reason why the council didn’t arrest me either?
[Y/n]: They asked and, once again, I told them to fuck off.
Gray: How can you get away with that?!
[Y/n]: Oh it’ll so come back and punch me in the face but, who the fuck cares? What can they do to me? I haven’t done shit.
Cobra: This is true. But what about us? What do we do now?
[Y/n]: You, sir, are joining Fairy Tail. And you *points to Jellal*
Jellal: Yes?
[Y/n]: Start your own guild. An independent guild that only targets dark guilds. Cobra, you’re going to help here too.
Cobra & Jellal: Yes ma’am *salutes*
[Y/n]: Oh and Cobra, take Cubellious to see Makarov ASAP.
Cobra: Why?
[Y/n]: She’s not supposed to be a snake. She’s a human girl named Kinana.
Everyone: …………
Lucy: I just don’t understand how you can say those things calmly.
[Y/n]: Oh, I found that out, and couldn’t speak for three hours. I can usually see everything that may show up in shows because they all follow the same fucking plot line. Not Fairy Tail. Oh no, no, this show fucks me up in so many ways.
Natsu: Tell me more on the way home.
[Y/n]: You’ll be dying.
Gray: Haha loser.
Wendy: Please don’t start this.
Lucy: Too late.
Natsu: You wanna go Popsicle stand?!
[Y/n]: Yeah! I wanna go! Go the fuck home! Who’s with me?!
Erza: Me.
Lucy: Me
Jellal: Me.
Cobra: Comin’!
Wendy: Me.
Eve, Ren, & Hibiki: We’re coming.
Erza: I’ll drag those two *points to Natsu and Gray*
[Y/n]: Have fun. Let’s be off!
Everyone (minus Natsu and Gray): Aye Sir!

*group chat has ended*